I’m sorry, sorry!
Attention passengers! The 6:45 train from Krakow due to arrive on platform 1 will be now arriving on platform 3. Please make your way to platform 3 if you are expecting someone arriving from Krakow.
Train approaching now on platform 3, please stay behind the yellow line.
Remember to take all your belongings with you when disembarking.
We won’t be held responsible for lost or forgotten objects like umbrellas, briefcases, glasses, love poems, mobile phones. You are responsible for the objects that belong to you.
Attention please, if you are here to meet someone arriving from Krakow on the 6:45 train, that person is about to arrive. Wait until the train has stopped completely before approaching the carriage. I repeat, wait until the train has stopped completely before approaching the carriage.
If you are here to welcome someone coming to visit you from Krakow, arriving with the 6:45 train, you can now start scanning the faces of disembarking passengers with the hopeful expression of someone waiting to see their lover. I repeat, you can now start scanning passengers in search for your lover.
Attention please, if you are still to locate the person coming to visit you from Krakow, keep in mind that the person you are here to meet might have changed since you last saw them.
I repeat, scan all faces carefully to locate the person you are here to meet.
Please ignore strangers who meet running into each other’s arms and kiss passionately upon reuniting, those are not your embraces and are not your lips, I repeat, ignore strangers kissing upon reuniting on Platform 3.
Attention please, if you are still unable to locate the person you were looking for, consider the fact that the person might have not come after all.
I repeat, as sad and heart-breaking this might sound, consider the fact that they might have not come after all.
The 6:45 train from Krakow will now depart from platform 3.
Please stay behind the yellow line. Train departing. Stay behind the yellow line.
Why are you still here? They haven’t come. Please move elsewhere.
Go somewhere else.
Go somewhere else.
Somewhere else.