Good evening, here is Cristina Marras with your daily 1-Minute weather report from the Moon. Skies are clear today, no rain, no wind, because I am on the moon and there is no atmosphere up here, and I am sick and tired of not having anything to report, just as well because I doubt that there is even anybody listening down there on earth – earth I pronounced it correctly, haven’t I? There is no ‘h’ in earth, earth. See? I can say whatever I want and no one will listen or notice, nothing, I can even say the F word, I won’t but I could, I can say chair, window, cat, unconventional, see…? nothing happens and no one complaints, as long as I start and finish with the standard
And this has been Cristina Marras with your daily 1-Minute weather report from the Moon –back to earth earth