You've got to be kidding me! [Sonic Dash 2025 finalist]

QUIZ MASTER
Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
Our two contestants today – Let’s meet Maria AND Giuseppe! You know the rules: answer more questions than your opponent to…

QUIZ MASTER AND AUDIENCE
SNATCH THAT GREEN PASS!

QUIZ MASTER
First question, when did our Glorious Supreme President decide to be 'democratically elected'?

GIUSEPPE
I know this! I know this! 6th of January!

QUIZ MASTER
Nope!

MARIA
There is no date because time starts with the Glorious Supreme President!

QUIZ MASTER
CORRECT! Second question! According to the new-new constitution, what is the punishment for treason against the nation?

GIUSEPPE
Uhmmm… is it life in prison?

QUIZ MASTER
WRONG again Giuseppe! Maria…?

MARIA
The punishment for treason against the nation is whatever the Glorious Supreme President wants!

QUIZ MASTER
Well done Maria! Last question! Ready? What are the three pillars upon which our glorious Glorious Supreme President has installed his power?

GIUSEPPE
Uhmmm… Freedom – Fairness - Humanity?

QUIZ MASTER
Giuseppe, Giuseppe, Giuseppe…
Maria…?

MARIA
The three pillars are: Be More Smarter…?

QUIZ MASTER
CORRECT! And this brings this episode to an end! With three incorrect answers the green pass is snatched by Giuseppe who will be allowed to stay in our glorious nation, while Maria, you’ll have to leave!

MARIA
YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!